I have trust issues with authors - me reading: this character is going to die. isn't he.
- the author:
- me reading: I can't care about this character. I can't care about him as much as I want to because he's going to die
- the author:
- me reading: I can tell you're writing him like he's going to die, author
- the author:
- me reading: I'm not falling for this.
- the author:
- me reading: oh maybe he's not going to die.
- the author:
- me reading: because if he was he should have died there
- the author:
- me reading: okay, I'll care about him
- the author:
- me reading: I see that I can trust y---
- *character dies*
- the author: TROLOLOLOLOLOL
- me reading: FUCK SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NEVER AGAIN NEVER FUCKING AGAIN